Love whatsapp status

  • Love whatsapp status
  • There is nothing more attractive than a girl with good taste in music
  • I Can’t Set My Hopes Too High. Because Every Hello Ends With A Goodbye.
  • Your Heart Is One Of Your Most Prized Possessions. So Be Careful Who You Give It To.
  • Love Is Like #Tsunami When It Comes Into Your Life, NO ONE KNOWS!
  • Loneliness Is A SPECIAL ENJOYMENT When Chosen By Ourself..!! But Hard To Digest When Gifted By Others…
  • When U Get Attracted To Sum1. U Will Realize What Is Love.. When That Sum1 Starts Avoiding U.. U Will Realize What Is Life.
  • I Know I Am MAD For Her But Dont Know Why Am Not MADE For Her  
  • Life Is Beautiful When U Have Someone Who Tells U How Important U Are ♥
  • Every Rain Drop Would Be One Of Ur Smile.I Wish That It Rains Heavily Through Out.
  • So, That.There’s No Space For Tears Your Life.
  • Loving Someone And Not Expressing It Is Like Wrapping A Present And Not Giving It
  • It’s Stupid To Hold To On To Something That Just Keeps Hurting You, But It’s Also Stupid To Let Go Of Everything You Ever Wanted.
  • There Are Those Times When You Are Not Looking For Love, But Then The Most Amazing Person Comes Into Your Life.
  • Don’t Fall For The One You Love, Fall For The One That Loves You…Because You Can Always Learn To Love, But You Can Never Make Someone Love You. =((
  • The More You Hide Your Feelings For Someone, The More You Fall For Them.
  • I Don’t Know Where I Stand With U, I Don’t Know What I Mean To U, All I Know Is Every Time I Think Of U, All I Wanna Do Is Be With You.
  • It’s Hard To Pretend You Love Someone When You Don’t, But It’s Even Harder To Pretend You Don’t Love Someone When You Do.
  • The Scariest Thing About Distance Is That You Don’t Know Whether The Person Misses You Or Has Forgotten You.
  • The Hardest Things To Leave Behind Are The Things You Never Had In The First Place.
  • Do You Know How It Feels To Be Ignored? It Fucking Hurts
  •  If You Have A Chance To Love, Then Do It. Remember: “Love Makes Time Pass, But Too Much Time Will Let Love Pass!”
  • There Are Five Words That Mean More Than I Love You And Those Words Are “I’m Here To Stay Forever”
  • When Two People Are Meant For Each Other, No Time Is Too Long, No Distance Is Too Far, And No One Can Ever Tear Them Apart.
  • Never Pass A Chance To Say “I Love You,” To The People You Care About Because We Aren’t Promised Tomorrow.
  • I Won’t Be Your Star. Cause There’r Too Much Stars On The Sky. I Want To Be Your Sun. Cause There’s Only One Sun <3
  • Love With All Your Heart, No Matter How Many Times It Has Or Will Be Broken Because When You’re Not Really Loving, You’re Not Really Living.
  • Love Brings People Together But Trust Keeps Them Together!
  • Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, Nothing In This Crazy World – Could Keep Me From Loving You!
  • Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue Dont Cast Me Away Because I Love You.
  • Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, What I Feel In My Heart Is Wonderful And New.
  • Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue, You’ve Made All My Dreams Come True!
  • Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue My Life Would Be Hell If I Didn’t Have You.
  • Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Don’t Always Smell Good, But I Still Love You.
  • Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I’m Telling You I Love You So What Are You Gonna Do?
  • Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue, Sugar Is Sweet And So Are You!
  • Roses Are Re, Violets Are Blue I’ll Save My Last Dance Only To Dance With You.
  • No One Can Love Intelligently ‘Cause The Nature Of True Love Is Madness. 🙂
  • Love Is Not Something We Find, Love Is Something We DO!
  • The Nicest Place To Be In Is Someone’s Thoughts.
  • Why Is It That In Every Love Story, Mom Agrees And Dad Disagrees? It’s Because Mom Knows What Love Is, And Dad Knows What Boys Are. ♥
  • You Must Be A Good Runner Because You Are Always Running In My Mind, You Must Be A Good Thief Because You Have Stolen My Heart, And I Am Always A Bad Shooter Because I Miss You Always…
  • How Do I Spell S_Ccess & _Niq_E Without U? I Cant Even Have F_N, Or Any Good L_Ck. Without U, Looks Like I Cant S_Rvive.
  • You Have Two Lips, I Have Two Lips. Why Don’t We Put Two And Two Together?’
  • Can You Recommend A Good Bank Where I Can Make A Deposit? Because I’m Planning To Save All My Love For You.
  • If I Could Rearrange The Alphabet I Would Put U And I Together.
  • Babe, Your Beauty Makes The Morning Sun Look Like The Dull Glimmer Of The Moon.
  • You Are Hotter Than The Sun, Brighter Than The Moon And Have More Sparkling Than The Stars. What Else Do You Want?
  • CUTEST PROPOSAL By A Boy ? Boy: Can U Plz Close Ur Eyes For A Moment? Girl: Ok,Done Boy: Thanx,What A Darkness Isn’t It? Girl: Yeah Boy: That Is My Life Without U.?
  • There’s 6,697,254,041 People In The World But I Want You
  • I Always Think Of You Before I Fall Asleep. The Words You Said. The Things We Laughed About, The Silent Moments We Shared.
  • The Greatest Symbol Of Love Is Not The Heart. It Is The Cross Because The Heart Stops Beating But The Man On The Cross Never Stops Loving.
  • I Don’t Know What Happened. One Moment, You Were Just Another Girl I Only Knew The Name Of; The Next, You Were The Girl That I Fell Hard For.
  • It’s Strange How Love Can Be The Happiest Thing Ever, But Can Cause You The Most Pain.. Yet, Everyone’s Searching For It.
  • The Worst Feeling About Being In Love, Is Sitting Back To Back With The Person You Love; And Not Even Being Able To Say ‘Hello’.
  • You Know What I Want More Than Anything In The World Right Now? To Talk To You, To Be With You, This Very Instant.
  • Whenever I Try To NOT Think Of You; You’re The Only Person Who Stays In My Mind, No Matter What I Do.
  • Maybe I Could Have Loved You Better. Maybe You Should Have Loved Me More. Maybe Our Hearts Were Just Next In Line.
  • Your Worst Battle Is Between What You Know And What You Feel.
  • You Make Me Laugh At Things That Aren’t Funny. You Make Me Smile Without Actually Being Here. You Make My Stomach Flip By A Text.
  • Love That We Cannot Have Is The One That Last The Longest, Hurts The Deepest And Feels The Strongest.
  • Never Stop Loving Someone Because You Never Know When They Might Start Loving You Back.
  • My Feelings For You Are Like A Boomerang. Whenever I Try To Get Rid Of It By Throwing It All Away, It Constantly Finds A Way To Get Back.
  • Just Because Someone Doesn’t Love You The Way You Want Them To, Doesn’t Mean They Don’t Love You With All They Have.
  • No One Ever Gets Tired Of Loving… But Everyone Gets Tired Of Waiting, Assuming, Hearing Promises, Saying Sorry, And All The Hurting.
  • Love Is A Feeling, Not A Decision. You Can’t Choose Who You Love. If You Could, It Would Be Much Simpler, But Less Magical.
  • The Right Way To Kiss A Girl, Push Her Up Against A Wall, Hold Her Arms Above Her Head And Kiss Her Like You Mean It!♥
  • Love Me Without Fear, Trust Me Without Questioning, Need Me Without Demanding, Want Me Without Restrictions, And Accept Me Without Change.
  • A Pretty Girl Is Nothing, If She Has An Ugly Heart
  • Law Of Love: The More LOVE You Give, The More PAIN You’ll Get.
  • LOVE = Lesson Of Various Emotions.

Attitude whatsapp status

  • Attitude whatsapp status
  • If you love someone set them free. If they come back, set them on fire.. 😉 😀
  • When Sum One Hates You for no reason……………..Give them a reason 😛 😀 _!_
  • If you are good at something, never do it for free 😀
  • I hate when people look at my phone while I’m typing. It’s not that I have something to hide… It’s just none of their damn business :/
  • Beauty is skin deep but attitude is to the bone.
  • if you think I am bad, then come to me I’ll give you more better reason to hate me.
  • every person who walks into my life.. Teaches me how can i make it best than better..
  • Smile in front of people who hate you… Ur happiness kills them…
  • You will find a girl prettier than me, smarter than me, and funnier than me, but you will never find a girl just like me.
  • Be a girl with a mind, a bitch with an attitude, and a lady with class.
  • I don’t have time to hate people,who hate me.because, I’m too busy in loving people who love me.
  • women don’t make fools of men…..most of them are the do-it-yourself types.
  • when you’re talking to your friend and you stop mid-sentence because the bitch you don’t like, walks by.
  • Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful,hate me because your boyfriend thinks I am.
  • I’m the type of girl that puts on her better smile, her better outfit, and better attitude and shows him what he left behind.
  • you will find a girl prettier than me, smarter than me, and funnier than me, but you will never find a girl just like me.
  • It’s the good girls who keep diaries;the bad girls never have the time.
  • I dint change , i just grew up. You should try it once 😉
  • It’s kind of fun to make the impossible !.
  • Honesty is the best gift you can give.
  • If you don’t care, stop talking about it.
  • You should never play with someones heart!!!
  • Beauty Fades After Time, But Personality Is Forever!
  • Don’t compare me with anyone…. I am original
  • My dream is to fly..over a rainbow..so high..
  • I enjoy when people shows attitude to me
  • You can do anything, but not everything
  • Always spend your valuable time with your self…
  • People say nothing’s impossible, but I do nothing everyday.”…..
  • The best feeling in the world is when someone you hate tells a joke and nobody laughs 🙂
  • I’m shy at first, but once I’m comfortable with you get ready for some crazy shit…….
  • When I joke they take it seriously. When I am serious they take it as a joke…..
  • I wish I could record my dreams and watch them later……
  • Will love you till my last breathe….”
  • Smile is noting like always happy….”
  • Work less..sleep more..live longer!…..
  • I wish people looked like their personalities……”Don’t hurt someone who is special in your life…….”
  • Attitude is like underwear Don’t show it just wore it…!
  • Take my advice , i don”t use it.
  • People say me bad…..trust me i am the worst.
  • My Attitude is my born gift and nobody take from me.
  • The only people who does not give the real pain in life are our Enemies.
  • Tell me the secret Or I’ll blow off your big nose
  • Me…..myself…and I..!!
  • I don’t have your attitude I have my own.
  • My heart is stolen…can I check your bra…….
  • Two fundamentals of cool life – Walk like you are the king OR walk like you don’t care ,who is the king.
  • I m sorry did i give u d impression that i give a damn abtu???
  • I am single because God is busy writing the best love story for me…
  • My Attitude is based on how you treat me.
  • Beautiful face. Beautiful body.Horrible attitude. It was the holy trinity of hot boys.
  • Hey I found your nose, it was in my business again.
  • The most positive men are the most credulous.
  • My Philosophy …drink Triple, See Double and Act Single 
  • Don’t Copy My Style.
  • I don’t need to explain myself, I know I’m right.
  • Attitude In My Bones.
  • Always be happy and Be positive.
  • Attitude and personality are two different things…MyPersonality stays within me wherever I am….My Attitude depends on the people in front of me…..
  • Please don’t get confused between my personality & my attitude.My personality is who I am & my attitude depends on who you are!”
  • My attitude depends on the people in front of me….”
  • Someone Asked me what is UR attitude……then i simply replied…” BEING SINGLE IS MY ATTITUDE…”
  • Love is not time pass.”
  • I don’t insult people , I just describe them
  • There is no market for YOUR EMOTIONS, so never advertise your FEELINGS just display YOUR ATTITUDE…
  • I have a new theory in life…what other people think of me is truly none of my business!…
  • I enjoy when people show Attitude to me because it shows that they need an Attitude to impress me!”
  • Smile is noting like always happy….”
  • Will love you till my last breathe….”

Sad whatsapp status

  • Sad whatsapp status
  • Nothing Hurts More Than Realizing She Meant Everything To You And You Meant Nothing To Her
  • I Miss You More Than You’ll Ever Know
  • Once Upon A Time I Was Falling In Love, But Now Im Falling Apart
  • You Taught Me How To Love; You Taught Me How To Live; You Taught Me How To Laugh; You Taught Me How To Cry, But When You Left, You Forgot To Teach Me How To Forget You.
  • You Never Know What You Have Until You Lose It, And Once You Lose It, You Can Never Get It Back.
  • My Heart Was Taken By You… Broken By You… And Now It Is In Pieces Because Of You.
  • Love Is Like Falling Down… In The End You’re Left Hurt, Scarred, And With A Memory Of It Forever.
  • You’re The One Who Broke My Heart, You’re The Reason My World Fell Apart, You’re The One Who Made Me Cry, Yet I’m Still In Love With You And I Don’t Know Why.
  • A Million Words Would Not Bring You Back, I Know Because I’ve Tried, Neither Would A Million Tears, I Know I’ve Cried.
  • Wanting Him Is Hard To Forget, Loving Him Is Hard To Regret, Losing Him Is Hard To Accept, But Even With All The Hurt I’ve Felt, Letting Go Is The Most Painful Yet.
  • Sometimes The Memories Are Worth The Pain.
  • Sometime You Just Have To Hold Your Head Up High, Blink Away The Tears And Say Good-Bye.
  • For A Few Minutes You Made Me Feel As Though I Actually Meant Something To Someone.
  • We Are Afraid To Care To Much, For Fear That The Other Person Does Not Care At All.
  • People Think It Is Holding On That Makes You Stronger, But Sometimes It’s Letting Go.
  • I Made A Choice To Finally Let Go, Because I Can’t Stand The Pain, It’s Time For My Last Tear To Fall And Smile Again.
  • I Cried Today… Not Because I Miss You… Or Even Wanted You… But Because I Realized I’m Gonna Be All Right Without You.
  • I Wish He Meant It When He Kissed Me Cause Then I Could Look Back And See Someone Who Loved Me But I Can Only Go Back And See Someone Who Used Me.
  • You Always Say You Hate To See Me Hurt, And You Hate To See Me Cry. So All Those Times That You Hurt Me, Did You Close Your Eyes?
  • So… From Now On… When You Think Of Me… Just Remember That I Could’ve Been The Best Thing You Ever Had.
  • There’s Always Going To Be That One Person You Always Want To Be With Even After You Find Out They Don’t Want To Be With You.
  • My Feelings For You Are Like A Boomerang. Whenever I Try To Get Rid Of It By Throwing It All Away, It Constantly Finds A Way To Get Back.
  • You Have Given And Taken A Lot From Me. You Gave Me A Reason To Smile, But You Took Away My Ability To Love Anybody Else.
  • They Say Time Heals All Wounds, But All It’s Done Is Give Me More Time To Think About How Much I Miss You.
  • I Hate Those Moments Right Before You Go To Sleep, When You Are Forced To Think About All The Things You Tried So Hard To Forget.
  • People Think That If You Love Somebody Hard Enough, Then Everything Is Just Gonna Work Out. People Are Wrong
  • Who Knew That The Person That Kills Me Inside Is The Person I Need In Order To Live?
  • People Cry Not Because Love Ends, But Because It Still Continues, Even If It’s Over.
  • Forgetting Someone Is Impossible. You Remember Everything. You May Not Think Of Them For Years At A Time, But You Don’t Know How To Forget.
  • No Matter What They Do Or What They Say, Or How Many Times They Hurt You, You Can’t Let Them Go Because They Just Mean So Much To You.
  • When U Get Attracted To Sum1. U Will Realize What Is Love.. When That Sum1 Starts Avoiding U.. U Will Realize What Is Life.
  • Loneliness Is A Special Enjoyment When Chosen By Ourself..!! But Hard To Digest When Gifted By Others…
  • Pleasure Of Love Lasts But A Moment, Pain Of Love Lasts A Lifetime.
  • For Once In My Life, I’m At A Loss Of Words.The Truth Of The Matter Is Being With You Was The Only Time I Have Ever Been Happy.
  • Sometimes Life Isn’t Fair. We Don’t Always End Up With The Person We Thought Was “The One”.
  • Biggest Mistake You Can Make Is To Care For Someone More Than Yourself, Because Then You Are Just Setting Yourself Up For Disappointment.
  • Boundaries Are Necessary So That You Can Protect Yourself, Because Once You’re Broken, You’ll Never Be Fully Fixed.
  • Loving Someone Who Doesn’t Feel The Same Way Is Like Using A White Crayon On A White Paper. It’s Always Invisible.
  • The Worse Thing Is Caring About Someone, Wondering How They Are When The Truth Is, They’ve Stopped Wondering About You A Long Time Ago.
  • Who Said Water Helps In Putting Off Fire?If So,Then. Why Don’t Tears Heal The Burn In One’s Heart!
  • It Is Easy To See When Someone Is Happy , But Hard To See When They Are Faking Their Happiness Just To Hide Their Broken Heart . </3
  • No Matter How Bad Someone Makes You Cry, Hurts You, Or Makes U Feel The Worse U Can Be You Get Back Up And Thank Them For Making You Stronger Each Time <3
  • Love Is The Slowest Suicide, And You Can’t Stop It, Even Though It’s Killing You On The Inside, You Just Have To Live With All The Pain Until It’s Finally Over
  • I Love You And That Is True, But That Is The Difference Between Me And You. My Love Is Real , To You Its Just Another 3 Words You Say
  • Why Is It That The Person That Makes You The Happiest Is The Same Person That Hurts You The Most?
  • I May Not Be Prefect, But I’m The Best You’ll Ever Have. You’ll Realize It The Day I Stop Coming Back.
  • The Worst Thing About Falling For Someone Is Thinking They Will Catch You In Their Arms But Instead They Watch You Fall And Hit The Ground… Broken.
  • My Eyes Are Hurting Cause I Cant See You,, My Arms Are Empty Cause I Cant Hold You,, My Lips Are Cold Cause I Cant Kiss You,, My Heart Is Broken & I Miss You <3
  • It Just Makes Me Realize How Weird Life Is… That The Exact Same Moment That I Meant Nothing To You, You Meant Everything To Me…
  • Sometimes It Hurts To Care So Much. You Wonder Why You Bother Yet Continue To Do So. Wish I Could Be Like Others Who Are Able To Easily Stop Caring & Move On.
  • A Heart Dies, When Its Not Able To Share Its Feelings But A Heart Kills It Self When Another Heart Does Not Understand Its Feeling…!!”
  • Why Do We Love People Who Don’t Love Us Back, Why Do We Try For People Who Don’t Care, Why Do People Pretend To Be Your Friends If They’re Really Not !!!
  • My Silence Spoke A Thousand Words…But She Never Heard Them
  • Don’t Trust Too Much, Don’t Love Too Much And Don’t Hope Too Much .. Because That Too Much Can Hurt You In The Same Way So Much !
  • I Walk Around With A Smile On My Face, But Underneath Is The Lonely Tears That Only Come Out At Night After Everyone Goes To Sleep…Praying Things Get Better!
  • It Hurts To Love Someone And Not Be Loved In Return, But What Hurts More Is To Love Someone, And Never Find The Courage To Let Them Know How You Feel.
  • It’s Hard To Wait Around For Something You Know Might Never Happen; But It’s Even Harder To Give Up When You Know It’s Everything You Want.
  • I Don’t Believe That Time Heals Everything. Minutes, Hours, Months, And Years Just Give You More Time To Realize What You’re Missing.
  • Breaking Up Is Just Like Having The Worst Nightmare After Having The Best Dream
  • The Hardest To Do Is Waking Up Without You.
  • It’s Amazing How Someone Can Break Your Heart And You Can Still Love Them With All The Little Pieces
  • I Would Give Up Everything For One Moment With You; For One Moment Is Better Than A Lifetime Of Not Knowing You
  • In My Dreams You’re Mine Forever
  • The Worst Feeling In The World Is Giving All The Love You Have And Knowing It Will Never Be Returned
  • True Love Will Never Fade Unless It Was A Lie
  • You Hurt Me More Than I Deserve, How Can You Be So Cruel? I Love You More Than You Deserve, Why Am I Such A Fool?
  • Sometimes The Memories Are Worth The Pain
  • A Million Words Would Not Bring You Back, I Know Because I Tried, Neither Would A Million Tears, I Know Because I Cried
  • I Hate This Feeling, It’s One I Know All To Well, It’s A Thing Called Heartbreak And It Hurts Like Hell
  • Where There Is Love, There Is Pain
  • Love Is Like Heaven But Can Hurt Like Hell
  • Sometimes Good People Need To Leave Your Life To Make Room For Better People To Come In.
  • It’s Funny How You Think You Actually Mean Something To Someone, & They Just Turn Around & Prove You Wrong.
  • It’s Ironic How Sometimes, The Harder You Want To Avoid Something, The Quicker It Will Get To You.
  • When A Person Cannot Answer Directly To Your Question Probably The Answer Is Too Painful For You To Know Or Too Hard For Them To Admit…:'(
  • No One In D World Has D Ability 2stop Their Tears When Their Loved Ones Say 2 Them “Dont Leave Me , I Need You” Or “Leave Me I Dint Need You
  • Some Dreams Weren’t Meant To Come True….I Learned That From You.
  • It’s Really Painful To Say Goodbye To Someone That You Don’t Want To Let Go But Its Even More Painful To Ask Someone To Stay If They Never Wanted To Stay.
  • Unfortunately, We Believe The Liars, Trust The Backstabbers, And Like The Heartbreakers We Are All Just Stories In The End.
  • Drifting Apart From People You Once Used To Be So Close With Sucks.
  • It Sucks When You Miss Someone Who Does Not Miss You Back.
  • When Someone Walks Out Of Your Life, Let Them. They Are Just Making More Room For Someone Better To Walk In.
  • Missing Someone Who Doesn’t Miss You Back In Return Is Probably One Of The Worst Feelings Anyone Can Feel.
  • The Opposite Of Love Is Not Hate But To Avoid. If U Dont Love Me Then Hate Me But Plz Dont Avoid Me.. It Hurts…! :'(
  • I Used To Miss You So Much, But It Never Seemed Like You Missed Me. I Guess Because Of That, I Stopped Missing You.
  • Sometimes You Just Need To Distance Yourself From People. If They Care, They’ll Notice. If They Don’t, You Know Where You Stand.
  • You Always Get Hurt The Moment You Begin To Care.
  • You Hurt Me More Then I Deserve, How Can You Be So Cruel? I Love You More Then You Deserve, Why Am I Such A Fool?
  • You Asked Me What Was Wrong, I Smiled And Said Nothing, When You Turned Around And A Tear Came Down And I Whispered To Myself… Everything Is.
  • You Wonder Why I Don’t Talk To You Anymore And Please Believe Me When I Say It’s Not That I Don’t Want To, It’s Just That Everything I Want To Say I Can’t Tell You Anymore.
  • I Don’t Know Which I Would Rather Believe… That You Never Did Care Or That You Eventually Stopped.
  • Hold My Hand, Just One More Time, So I Can Remind Myself Why It Is That I Can’t Get Over You.
  • I Think Its Time I Let You Go… And That Is Hard To Do Because Part Of Me Will Be In Love With You For The Rest Of My Life.
  • While I Was Holding On All You Did Was Let Go.
  • Sometimes It’s Better To Be Alone. No One Can Hurt You That Way.
  • I Just Wonder How Many People Never Get The One They Want, But End Up With The One They’re Supposed To Have.

Cool whatsapp status

  • Cool whatsapp status 
  • They Forgot To Put Hot Sauce Packets With My Order Even Though I Specifically Asked For Them.
  • There’s Not Enough Time In The Day…Yet, I’m On Facebook.
  • My Car Doesn’t Play Cds, Only Cassette Tapes.
  • It’s Humid Out And My Thumbs Are Sticking Across My Touch Screen.
  • When Your Alarm Doesn’t Go Off.
  • When You Had Sex…But It Was Only A Dream.
  • When I Torrent A Song, It Doesn’t Come With The Artwork.
  • My Life Is Just Freaking Awkward.
  • We Have Too Much Food In Our Freezer So When We Open It Stuff Falls Out.
  • I Retied One Of My Shoes Too Tight. Now I Have To Retie The Other One.
  • Sometimes The Commercials On Tv Are Louder Than The Show, So I Have To Make It Softer And Then Louder Everytime.
  • Whenever I See A Tap, I Immediately Stick My Hands Under Them, Even If They’re Not Automatic.
  • My Favorite Band Just Broke Up!!!
  • Cutting Myself While Shaving.
  • I Had To Walk Up The Escalator.
  • Ahh, I Slept On My Neck. The Pain!
  • My Laptop Feels Too Warm On My Knees When I Use It In Bed.
  • I Have To Many Notifications.
  • I Have Over 1000 Channels, And Yet…There’s Nothing On Tv!
  • The Volume On The Video I’m Watching Is Too Low And I Can’t Turn It Up Anymore.
  • My Mouse Used To Click Much Louder.
  • I Don’t Know How To Play The Guitar.
  • Parking Lot Near My Destination Was Full. Now I Have To Park A Block Away And Walk.
  • Why Do I Always Wake Up Tired And Fall Asleep Wide Awake.
  • My Garage Door Opener Didn’t Work When I Got Home, So I Had To Park My Car Outside. Where It Rains.
  • Type In User Name. Notice Typo 1/10 Second After Hitting Enter.
  • Downloads New Songs For Road Trip Play List. Forgets To Sync Ipod To Computer.
  • Buying A New Dvd. Tons Of Unskippable Warnings And Previews.
  • Record Your Voice Just For The Hell Of It. Think: “I Really Sound That Bad?”
  • Buy New Sneakers. Don’t Even Want To Wear Them Outside. They’re In Perfect Condition.
  • Grab A Tissue To Sneeze.Don’t Have To Sneeze Anymore.
  • Load The Toothbrush With Paste. Tilt Hand Slightly, Paste Plops Off Into Sink.
  • One Pillow Isn’t Enough. Two Pillows Is Just Too Much.
  • Laptop Ran Out Of Battery.Had To Go Upstairs To Find The Charger.
  • Bought To Many Groceries At The Supermarket. Have To Make Two Trips To Get Them All Inside.
  • Filling Out A Job Application. I Have To Print.
  • Going To Ride Bicycle To The Gym. It Started Raining So Now Have To Drive Car.
  • Hotel Made Up For Delayed Check In With Chocolate Covered Strawberries. Have No Fridge. So Had To Eat Them.
  • Alone In My Office. Hear Something From Other Room.
  • Bought My First $.00 App. It Keeps Crashing
  • Trying To Download An Ebook From My Library. Got The Audiobook Instead.
  • When I Was A Child, Shaving Once Every Month Was To Cool. Now That I Need To Shave Every Morning It Isn’t So Fun…
  • Didn’t Get On Facebook For Two Days. Miss An Invite To A Party.
  • My Friend Fluncked
  • All My Passwords Are On Autocomplete, So I Don’t Know What They Are Anymore.
  • 2 And A Half Minutes To Microwave My Food Is An Intolerable Amount Of Time When I’m Busy On The Internet.
  • My Pizza Box Is Too Awkwardly-Shaped For My Trash Can.
  • When I Take A Shower, The Shower Curtain Always Gets Blown Inward And Touches Me
  • I’m Broke, I’ve Lived Through 3 Years Of Drought, And Nearly All Of My Livestock Have
  • Died. Life Is Difficult In Farmville.