Cool whatsapp status quotes

I talk to myself because i like dealing with a better class of people.
People say, you can’t live without love…I think oxygen is more important.

80% of boys have girlfriends.. Rest 20% are having brain.

When everything comes your way.. Then you are on the wrong way.

she’s so fake, if you look behind her neck. I bet it says “Made in china”.

I drink to make other people interesting.

If at first, you don’t succeed.. Keep flushing.

Save water drink beer.

Virginity is not dignity, It is just lack of opportunity.

Never let success get to your head. Never let failure get to your heart.

Not all men are fools, Some stay bachelor.

Don’t kiss behind the garden, Love is blind but the neighbors are not.

His story is History, My Story is Mystery.

Happy to be with my Love  🙂

Phones are better than girlfriends, At least we can switch off.

Smile today, tomorrow could be worse.

The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.

If you don’t succeed at first, hide all evidence that you tried.

Stop worrying about the world ending today. It’s already tomorrow in Australia.

Cell phones these days keep getting thinner and smarter… people the opposite.

Diet rule #1: If nobody sees you eating it, it doesn’t contain any calories.

I love my job only when I’m on vacation

Never let an opportunity pass by you.. just grab it 

Friends come and go, but enemies remain and build up.

Never test how deep the water is with both feet.

The richer you get, the more expensive happiness becomes.

Parachute for sale, used once, never opened!!

My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.

Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.

Best whatsapp status ideas

The greatest advantage of speaking the truth is that you don’t have to remember what you said.

Nothing in the world is more common than unsuccessful people with talent.

Be a good person, But don’t try to prove.

I love to walk in fog, Because nobody knows i am smoking.

I am not drunk, I am just chemically off-balanced.

Oh, So you wanna argue, Bring it. I got my CAPS LOCK ON.

I am so poor that i can’t pay attention in class.

Warning…I know KARATE…….And few other oriental words.

I used to be an atheist, But then i realized i’m God.

Never make eye contact while eating a banana.

Success is like being pregnant everybody congratulates you, But nobody knows how many times you got fucked to get there.

I am not virgin, My life fucks me everyday.

Nothing is over until you stop trying.

Person you love is 72.8% water.