I met her during the worst phase of my life. And i guess life has just gotten better since then.
Best revenge is smile, be happy and never let them know it hurts.
Life is too short to worry abt anything , u better enjoy it bcz the next day promises nothing.
A Man Of Ability And The Desire To Accomplish Something Can Do Anything.
Be positive and you inspire people.
Giving Up Doesn’t Always Mean Your Weak; Sometimes It Means You’re Strong Enough To Let Go.
Some People Want It To Happen, Some Wish It Would Happen, Others Make It Happen.
Nothing Much Happens Without A Dream. For Something Really Great To Happen, It Takes A Really Great Dream.
A kiss on the forehead is such a small gesture yet it’s so sweet and meaningful.
80% of boys have girlfriends.. Rest 20% are having brain.
When everything comes your way.. Then you are on the wrong way.
she’s so fake, if you look behind her neck. I bet it says “Made in china”.
I drink to make other people interesting.
If at first, you don’t succeed.. Keep flushing.
Save water drink beer.
Virginity is not dignity, It is just lack of opportunity.
Never let success get to your head. Never let failure get to your heart.
Not all men are fools, Some stay bachelor.
Don’t kiss behind the garden, Love is blind but the neighbors are not.
His story is History, My Story is Mystery.
Happy to be with my Love 🙂
Phones are better than girlfriends, At least we can switch off.
Smile today, tomorrow could be worse.
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
If you don’t succeed at first, hide all evidence that you tried.
Stop worrying about the world ending today. It’s already tomorrow in Australia.
Cell phones these days keep getting thinner and smarter… people the opposite.
Diet rule #1: If nobody sees you eating it, it doesn’t contain any calories.
I love my job only when I’m on vacation
Never let an opportunity pass by you.. just grab it
Friends come and go, but enemies remain and build up.
Never test how deep the water is with both feet.
The richer you get, the more expensive happiness becomes.
Parachute for sale, used once, never opened!!
My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.
Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.
Be a good person, But don’t try to prove.
I love to walk in fog, Because nobody knows i am smoking.
I am not drunk, I am just chemically off-balanced.
Oh, So you wanna argue, Bring it. I got my CAPS LOCK ON.
I am so poor that i can’t pay attention in class.
Warning…I know KARATE…….And few other oriental words.
I used to be an atheist, But then i realized i’m God.
Never make eye contact while eating a banana.
Success is like being pregnant everybody congratulates you, But nobody knows how many times you got fucked to get there.
I am not virgin, My life fucks me everyday.
Nothing is over until you stop trying.
Person you love is 72.8% water.