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Fight NOT To Lose..Instead 0f Fighting To WIN

If people are talking behind your back, then just fart.
Accept that some days you are the pigeon, and some days you are the statue.
I can’t find the reason why I like you. I believe that’s what love does.
The problem is not the problem; the problem is your attitude about the problem.
Yes , I m single , & You’ve to be damn beautiful to change it.;)
I act like I don’t care, but deep inside, it hurts.
When there’s a will, I want to be in it.
Laugh alone and the world thinks you’re an idiot.
Stolen kisses are always sweetest.
Are you the drug or the cure?
The only way to fix this situation is to go back to when you asked me out…and say no.
My two most HATED words..”I PROMISE”..It doesn’t mean $hit to me!
Everyone else thinks you’re an asshole.
Hatred can be overcome only by love.
I am me and I won’t change myself for anyone..!
Never do something permanently stupid just because you are temporarily upset.
Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat.
Its better to be lonely then to be played by wrong people.
Some people are alive only, Because it’s illegal to kill them.
Ah, good ol’ trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die.
Fikar kar uski jo teri fiqr kre, u to zindgi mai bhut hai hamdard
Don’t try to choose which is not Urs..But..Don’t dare to loose which is only Urs
Dear Samsung, please also start selling jeans that can accommodate your smartphones.
Friendship isn’t a big thing – it’s a million little things.
I tried to forget you, but the harder I tried, the more I thought about you.
Nobody can teach me who I am.
A kiss makes the heart young again and wipes out the years.
Friendship doubles your joy and divides your sorrow.
The strawberry shampoo doesn’t taste as good as it smells.
“”My attitude depends on the people in front of me….””
Laugh at your obstacles everybody else does.
Dear math please grow up and solve your own problems, I’m tired of solving them for you.
I am always right, Once i thought that I am wrong, But i was wrong.
Hey there….. be there
Kiss me and you will see starts, Love me and i will give them to you.
I liked things better when I didn’t understand them.
Take out ‘N’ out of FRIEND, and you are cooked!
My heart beats only for you..
Cheating is easy try something challenging and be faithful.
My heart is now a perfect place… with you inside it.
A goal properly set is halfway reached
Forget the failures and work hard for success
The Rose Speaks of Love Silently, in a language known only to the Heart. Happy Rose Day!
I think love is fearless.
Relationship Status: Looking for a WiFi connection.
It is only possible to live happily ever after on a daily basis.
Phones are better than girlfriends, At least we can switch off.
I handed her 12 roses, 11 real and 1 fake, and said “I will love you till the last one dies”.
Be what you want to be, not what other wants to see.
I wish I could record my dreams so that i could watch dem later……
Stop worrying about the world ending today. It’s already tomorrow in Australia.
The toughest part of letting go is realizing that the other person already did.
Follow your heart but take your brain with you.
I’ll love you till my final breath.
You won’t have a happy life if you worry about what others say about you.
Trust in God, But lock your car.
Whenever i have a problem, I just sing, Then i realize my voice is worse than my problem.
The most painful memory I have is of when I walked away and you let me leave.
When You Sit Alone …You Sit With Your Past … 🙁
Failure is not an option — it comes bundled with Windows.
Forget your past forgive yourself and begin again.
face book is the only place where it’s acceptable to talk to a wall
We do not remember days, we remember moments.
Don’t choose the one who is beautiful to the world; choose the one who makes your world beautiful.
The secret of life is not to do what you like, but to like what you do.
You’re not perfect, I am not as well, but together we are perfect.
I’m not slow….I’m at energy saving mode.
I loved you…but I guess that my love couldn’t save his… nothing could.
For every minute you are angry you lose sixty seconds of happiness.
Silent people have the loudest minds.
Thin, I am quick; fat, I am slow.
Fall in love not in line.
Sleep till you’re hungry….Eat till you’re sleepy
Just because something isn’t happening for you right now doesn’t mean that will never happen.
All girls are my sisters except you.
Don’t judge me I was born to be awesome not perfect.
Like some wines our love could neither mature nor travel.
Fart when people hug you. It makes them feel strong.
If you can dream it, you can do it.
Whatever it is — I didn’t do it!
I am feeling blissful to have you as friend in my life..
Herb is the healing of a nation, alcohol is the destruction.

Every problem comes with a solution. If it doesn’t have any solution, it’s always a…………woman or girl 🙂
Pain is the only thing that’s telling me I’m still alive on this planet.
You were a moment, but now, you’re a memory!
Don’t be religious, be Earthian
You have to be ODD, to be number ONE.
Don’t tell people your dreams, SHOW THEM!
If I get jealous then yes I really like you.
I love crying in the rain. because when i do, no one can hear the pain.
Love is in my Heart.
Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.
Love is the master key that opens the gates of happiness.
Getting over him sounds great but being in his arms sounds a lot better
“I still love him. And here’s the worst part. I want him back. – Ree”
Nothing is true everything is fake. Where there is no place for truthfulness to prevail.
I didn’t change, I just woke up.
No love is greater than mom’s love, no care is greater than dad’s care.
Life is too short to spend all your time trying to make everyone else happy.
If you have to think before spending money on anything, you’re not rich enough
I’m missing someone right now…and that someone is you.
Life is like photography, You use the negatives to develop.
Sometimes On The Way To The Dream – U Get Lost And Find A Better One ?? ??
I truly have enough money to live comfortably and quitely for the rest of my life; if I die next Tuesday.
Before you let go. Remember the reason why you were hanging on.
Find out what you like doing best and get someone to pay you for doing it.
Sometimes the first step to forgiveness is understanding that the other person is a complete idiot.
Our new generation doesn’t ring the doorbell…we just text or call to say we’re outside..;)
Be a kickass girl with a mind, with an cool attitude, and a lady with class.
Friends make the bad times good… and the good times unforgettable..
Sometimes it takes being away from someone for a while to realise how much you need them in your life.
I’m a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I’m perfect.
Do you want to judge me? Please take a look at you.
Sometimes you have to know when to stop hoping 🙁
My level of maturity is depends on who i’m with.
I hate the moment when suddenly my anger turns into tears..
Age has been the perfect fire extinguisher for flaming youth.
Kiss me, and you may see stars, love me and I will give them to you.
I may be wrong…. but i Doubt it!!
I dint change , i just grew up. You should try it once ??
If at first, you don’t succeed… Keep flushing.
My “last seen at” was just to check your “last seen at”
I love you all because hate is my enemy.
I am Neither Batman Nor Superman However i am superhero for my women..!
Every problem comes with solution, but my GF don’t have.
The sky isn’t always blue. The sun doesn’t always shine. So it’s okay to fall apart sometimes.
Decided to burn lots of calories today so I set a fat kid on fire!
Warning…I know KARATE…….And few other oriental words.
Work is the curse of the drinking classes.
Phones are quite better than girlfriends, At least we can switch it off.
You never just stop loving someone, either you always will, or you never did in the first place.
Love Beautifully, Dream Passionately, Love Completely.
I love to do the things the censors won’t pass.
The irony of life is, it gives you the hardest of times when u least expect it.
Love is when you look into someones eyes and see everything you need.
I don’t have a personality problem. I have an attitude.
I may win and i may lose but i will never be defeated.
Every relationship has ups and downs, you should never expect perfection from somebody.
A true friend is someone who gives you hope when you ran out of it.
Love is the strongest force the world possesses, yet it is the humblest imaginable ….Mahtma Gandhi
Your looks don’t make you pretty, it’s the person inside who makes you pretty.
I am not lazy, I just rest before I tired.
Someone on his status said “Sleeping” …since 4 Days! He’s Probably dead. ?
I am not a heartthrob, but everybody still checks my status.
Looks like I over-estimated the number of your brain cells.
It’s amazing how someone can break your heart, but you still love them with all the little pieces.
I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying.
There’s only 1 thing 2 do 3 words 4 you – I Love You.
According to my childhood, 1 out of 3 pigs are excellent builders.
For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened.
When you’re good, you’re good, when you’re awesome you’re me.
If I could be with you in my dreams. I would never wake up J
The greatest pain that comes from love is loving someone you can never have.
Only fools fall in love and i think, i am one of them.
“I hate you with the same amount of passion that I once loved you with”
Remember that every good friend was once a stranger.
The secret is keeping busy, and loving what you do.
Sorry about those messages that I sent you last night, my WhatsApp was drunk.
Just follow the glow; yeah it won’t be long just to know that you’re not alone.
Don’t be voilent be silent and show your talent..
Politeness has become so rare that some people mistake it for flirtation.
The pain is there to remind me that I’m still alive.
If you can’t beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
You can do anything, but not everything.
Friends are the sunshine of life.
Know how I think for you? As one of my very favorite blassings.
God is really creative , i mean ..just look at me.
LIFE – LOVE = ZERO
There is no elevator to success, you have to take stairs.
Comparison is the thief of joy.


The world belongs to those people who know to adapt.
Love is all we need. Money is all we want.
I want to be your favorite hello and your hardest goodbye.
Soon I will become a genius ??
I’m sorry for being me. I won’t ever do it again.
“Success” all depends on the second letter.
People said to follow your dreams so i went back to bed.
He has all of the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.
I want to be the only hand you ever need to hold.
If best friends are quarreling, let them work it out themselves.
I will marry to the girl, who looks pretty in her Adhaar card
Stay strong, make them wonder how you’re still smiling.
My idea of an agreeable person is a person who agrees with me.
Marriage is like a “workshop”, Where husband ‘works’ and wife always ‘shops’.
If you cannot change your mind, you are sure you have one.
People say nothing is Impossible, But I do nothing everyday! B-)
SCIENCE FACT: If you close your eyes, you won’t be able to see.
Just saw the most smartest person when i was in front of the mirror
I cannot give you a demo of my love. Take it or leave it.
Not always available, try your luck ??
Love is when you look into someones eyes and see everything you need.
i know you look on my status.
I only get jealous because i love you, and i don’t want anyone else to have you.
A friend to all is a friend to none.
I have never developed indigestion from eating my words.
Some people are beautifully wrapped boxes of shit.
Stop checking my status ! Go Get A Life
I’m so Jealous Of My Parents… I’ll Never Have A Kid As Cool As They have!
When you’re good, you’re good, when you’re awesome you’re me.
Love is cute when it’s new, but love is most beautiful when it last.
Be nice to your kids. They’ll choose your nursing home.
Don’t just wish for it, work for it.
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
“”I don’t insult people , I just describe them””
“My riches consist not in the extent of my possessions but in the fewness of my wants.”
Great power comes with great electricity bills.
If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you!
Why do you have to break up with her? Be a man. Just stop calling.
Even the darkest night will end and Sun will rise
You can disturb me….I’m available.
You can’t start the next chapter of your life. If you keep re-reading the last one.
I Am Not Special , I Am Just Limited Edition
People say they can’t live without Love. I think oxygen is more important.
Sometimes you need to run away, Just to see who will come after you.
A friend is one of the nicest things you can have, and one of the best things you can be.
You don’t have time to pass your love.
I hate math but I love counting money.
If people knew how hard I had to work to gain my mastery, it wouldn’t seem wonderful at all.
The length of this document defends it well against the risk of its being read.
Don’t disturb me, I am already mentally ill.
You can disturb me any time if you don’t have time to do something.
Love is like a baby, it needs to be treated gently
Behind every successful man there is a Passion and Hard work.
INSULT & WIFE Are Somewhat Similar in context….They Always Look Good…IF IT IS NOT YOURS…
Every time I look at the keyboard U and I always together.
Mirrors can’t talk, lucky for you they can’t laugh either.
Want to surprise your girlfriend? Introduce her to your wife.
Don’t rush on anything. When the time is right, it’ll happen.
A girl must marry for love, and keep on marrying until she finds it.
Don’t ever broke my best friend’s heart, if you do I will try to kill you with my own hands.
You Always Get Hurt The Moment You Begin To Care.
3 AM my cell is ringing…hey there you asleep?? No I’m Skydiving.
Problem with this generation is we first search for a Lover & then fall in Love.
My “last seen at” was just to check your “last seen at”.
Not always “Available”.. Try your Luck..
First love is the best love
“Please don’t evr get confused between my persnality & my attitud
Love is a gross exaggeration of the difference between one person and everybody else.
If i agreed with you, We’d both be wrong.
Is tired of trying, sick of crying, yea I’m smiling, but inside I’m dying…!!
My rose is red, Your eyes are blue, You love me, and I love u. Happy valentine’s day. Happy Rose Day!
It’s hard to answer the question “what’s wrong?’” when nothing’s right.
I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn’t it
Develop A Passion For Learning…If You Do, You Will Never Cease To Grow.
When life gets tough, remember: You were the strongest sperm.
I don’t love the way you lie.
“I am sorry for those people that disagree with me because I know that they are wrong.”
Don’t make excuses, make improvements.
In today’s world, the key to success is to delete your Whatsapp account!
All, everything that I understand, I understand only because I love.
If you fall. I’ll be there.
You are as useless as the ‘AY’ in ‘Okay’.
Don’t cry over somebody that won’t cry over you.
Dead or alive, you are coming with me.
The only reason I am fat is because a tiny body couldn’t store all this personality.
Bunch of Red Rose for my true love I can’t live without you “I love you” Happy Rose Day.
Shadi khud ki GF se karni chahiye dusro ki se to gharwale he karwa dete hain.
You’ll never leave where you are until you decide where you’d rather be.
To be old and wise you must first be young and stupid.
Silence is a most powerful conversation.
No one is going to love you, if you don’t love yourself.
Ah, how good it feels! The hand of an old friend.
My life ,my rule,that’s my attitude..
I want my Girlfriend like Google, She will understand me better.
The better the relationship…the worse the breakup.
Ignorance is a characteristic amongst many, while wisdom is a virtue to few.
Find what you LOVE and let it kill you- Charles Bukowski
Every relationship has ups and downs, you should never expect perfection from somebody.
Love Is My Favorite Mistake
but it depends on how well we avoid the misunderstanding.
Log kya kahange has killed more dreams than anything else.
After Tuesday, even the calender mood says “W T F”.
He who is not courageous enough to take risks will accomplish nothing in life
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Work until you will complete your milestone.
Always wear cute pajamas to bed you’ll never know who you will meet in your dreams.
War doesn’t determine who’s right. War determines who’s left.
What is a friend? A single soul dwelling in two bodies.
Cry only for cuts and stitches not fot bastards and bitches.
The lottery is a tax on people who are bad at math.
Things are never quite as scary when you have a best friend.
Teaching your own mother how to use Facebook is like willingly signing your own death warrant.
If you want to be TOGETHER. You have TO-GET-HER.
Attitude is a little thing that makes a big difference.
The most beautiful line is But, I love you!!
I don’t need 2 explain myself, I know I’m right.
Stop falling in love with me.
Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.
The only reason I am fat because a tiny body can’t store all this personality.
Life does not have a remote; get up and change it yourself.
There’s always one person that everybody else loves but you HATE.
I want to run away with you. Where there is only you and me.
Marriage is a 3 Ring Circus- 1. Engagement Ring, 2. Wedding Ring, 3. Suffering.
Diamonds are pretty and so are pearls..But..Nothing’s as gorgeous as me and my girls.
Friends are forever, until they get in a relationship.
I’m not in a bad mood, Everyone is just annoying.
My attitude is based on how you treat me.
Everyone falls, but one day, Someone will pick you and dust the dirt off.
Sorry, you are not pretty on the insider either.
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
Be with someone who is proud to have you.
A nation’s treasure is in its scholars.
Success is steady progress toward’s one’s personal goal.
Every day is beautiful if you choose to see it.
You have to trust the person you love, or love someone else you can trust.
Life is too short to remove USB safely.
Act like Nothing happened is – “one of the hardest task i’ve ever came across.”
If “Plan A” didn’t work. The alphabet has 25 more letters. Stay Cool!!
Plan ‘A’ Fail? …Wait…still you have 25 letters remaining.
Cell phones these days keep getting thinner and smarter… people the opposite.
No DP because too many people najar lagaing.
And A boy never express
One loyal friend is worth ten thousand relatives.
I am hot dude with cool attitude
Trust is like a paper, Once its crumpled. It can’t be perfect.
I’m done begging for your love.
Well, I’m sorry I can’t be the right kind of monster for you, Bad Lover
I think, God must love stupid people. He made SO many.
One day your entire life will flash in front of your eyes. Make sure it is worth watching
Don’t ever make a long term decision for your temporary emotionas.
Sometimes you just need some space…………To fart.
Yeah. I’m a badass.
Pain is inevitable. Suffering is optional.
I wish I could record my dreams and watch them later……
Friendship is a word, the very sight of which in print makes the heart warm.
I think my iPhone is broken. I pressed the home button and i’m still at school.
I m sorry did i give u d quite impression that i give a damn about u???
Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.
The moment you realize that no one is your enemy, except yourself.
Hate a person seriously but never try to love for fun.
I wonder if I’ve met the person I’m going to marry.
I will wait till the day I can forget YOU or the day you realize you can’t forget Me.
On a scale of 1 to 10: You are 9 and I am the 1 you need.
Love is sweet, When its New. But it is sweeter when its true.
Never give up on someone you love. Great things take time.
I need a 6 month vacation, twice a year.
It’s funny how people judge other’s mistakes while they also do the same thing
Before you judge me, Make sure that you’re perfect.
Need Love…? …….No…I would prefer vodka..!!
Silence is the best response to a fool.
you the read first line wrong…
Follow your heart and see where you land.
How is a poor man a lot like a rich man? They both have an iPhone.
Inner beauty won’t get you laid.
Failure is the opportunity to begin again more intelligently.
You more often recognize your inadequacies rather than your strengths.
I am not perfect and i don’t have to be
Love marriage is like dancing in front of snake and asking him to bite.
I’m nobody, nobody is perfect, and therefore I’m perfect.
You have to trust the person you love, or love someone else you can trust.
Motivation is what gets you started. Habit is what keeps you going.

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    Best interesting whatsapp status and amazing facts (2015)

    Life is something that is hard to control. As life is short (on an average, human being for for up to 70 to 75 years). Thus there are a lot of things that a person would want to do in his life. Human habits, emotions, and belief have constant changes. No matter what a person does, he should do it with absolute enthusiasm and passion.

    Showing sincere interest in your interests and people very important. By doing this, your life will be perfectly balanced.

    Why does it matter to take an interest in anything? Is it that important?

    Well, many people around the globe have and shown a keen interest in things they like. Why not, working with all heart and passion is one of the best way to get work done. This ensures that you’ll face fewer difficulties and you’ll overcome failure. When talking about a person’s professional life, performance matters the most.

    What are the roles of interest in life?

    Mentioned below are some points that highlight how interests plays a vital role in a person’s daily life. They are as follows.

    – While learning and understanding.

    Information and knowledge are two big things that a person can have in his life. In fact, throughout our lives, many of us hold a habit to learn and understand new things though they are difficult. Learning does not just mean to pass exams or to make someone happy, but one must do it with an all heart and soul. In other words, learning never stops. Let us take an example of our school time.

    Taking Interest in any subject, as we know, can have a powerful influence over our academic career. While attending a school or college, we often notice that teachers advice students to focus on lectures as well as on the subjects they are about to teach. Why do they say so? The answer itself lies within us, but we fail to realize it. Studying or learning with an interest can make a subject easier to understand. Moreover, we try our level best to solve difficult topics without any help.

    Working with interest builds a strong professional career.

    A life without work, does that sound good? Many would wish the same but let us just face a truth, work matters a lot. It is not at all easy to live and expect a life without work. It defines us who we are. Many people around us have a passion to work, not for the sake of money, but to make a place in this competitive world.

    Assume for a minute, what would happen when an employee does not show any interest in a task given to him. Yes, doing so would get him fired from the job. As the complete working and performance of any company depends on its working staff, it is their duty to show sincere interest in the work given to them. Now think about an employee who has worked hard and has shown a lot of interest in the work given to him. What would the company do for him? Of course, they would reward him by giving a promotion. No matter where we are, and what we do, but the truth is that we hold the key to success in our very own hands. Thus make sure that your work hard.

    Showing interest matters in a person’s everyday life.

    Life is what we make, so why to waste it on useless stuff. Many times, we experience people doing a same thing repeatedly, which is quite boring to watch sometimes. In reality, no one would want to stay and spend quality time with someone who is completely uninteresting, and boring. Many of us would prefer to hang out with interesting people.

    Interesting people help you in

    • Discovering new hobbies.
    • learning something new.
    • make you do things that keeps you busy.

    Loss of interest.

    Often we see many people complaining about losing interest in things they care about the most. Listed below are some common reasons responsible for making a person lose pleasure in life. They are as follows.

    • Fear of failure in life.
    • Prefer in staying alone.
    • Not willing to learn and in doing anything new.
    • Often wasting time thinking about what others think of you.
    • Always feeling depressed.

    Are your near and dear ones living an uninteresting life? Do you want to help and see them happy? Make use of the mentioned below quotes and interesting facts as your WhatsApp status for motivating and providing some general information to your friends or family members. They are as follows.

    Quotes:-

    An investment in knowledge pays the best interest.
    – Benjamin Franklin

    There are only two forces that unite men – fear and interest.
    – Napoleon Bonaparte

    Anything becomes interesting if you look at it long enough.
    – Gustave Flaubert

    Give me something interesting to play and I’m happy.
    – Morgan Freeman

    Trust that little voice in your head that says ‘Wouldn’t it be interesting if…’; And then do it.
    – Duane Michals

    When you’re curious, you find lots of interesting tings to do.
    – Walt Disney

    Be interesting, be enthusiastic.. and don’t talk too much.
    – Norman Vincent Peale

    When you run into something interesting, drop everything else and study it.
    – B. F. Skinner

    Individual courage is the only interesting thing in life.
    – Simone Signoret

    Every weird thing about you is beautiful and makes life interesting.
    – Kesha

    A country, a style or an epoch are interesting only for the idea behind them.
    – Christian Dior

    Be unpredictable, be real, be interesting. Tell a good story.
    – James Dashner

    Generally speaking, everyone is more interesting doing nothing than doing anything.
    – Gertrude Stein

    For the world to be interesting, you have to be manipulating it all the time.
    – Brian Eno

    Establishing goals is all right if you don’t let them deprive you of interesting detours.
    – Doug Larson

    Best interesting facts to share on WhatsApp and Facebook

    Interesting WhatsApp status 2015

    As you can see above, interesting people are liked by everyone. Thus use the above interesting WhatsApp status and attract more people and friends.

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    The only reason I am fat is because a tiny body couldn’t store all this personality.



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    Life is so much funnier when you have a dirty mind.


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    Every day is beautiful if you choose to see it.


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    Flirting is a crime bcoz it turns into love without you knowing it.


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    You can never buy Love….But still you have to pay for it.


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    Don’t wait for last judgment. It happened every day.


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    Sometimes all you need is love. Lol, just kidding, you need money. :’).


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    Relationships are a lot like Algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?


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    I am only responsible for what I say, not for what you understand.


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    I love my job…when I am on my vacations.


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    People say, you can’t live without love…I think oxygen is more important.


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    My heart is just stolen…can I check your bra…….


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    My version of Black Friday is deleting all the people in my phone who sent me a ‘mass Thanksgiving text.’


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    Everybody knows how to love, but few people know how to stay in love with one person forever.


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    I don’t always lose my phone but when I do its always on silent.


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    I wish exams came with a 50/50 option.


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    Stop worrying about the world ending today. It’s already tomorrow in Australia.


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    I am Neither Batman Nor Superman However i am superhero for my girl..!


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    Save water drink beer.


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    If you just help enough other people get what they need, you will get everything you need.


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    The ones who say “you can’t” and “you won’t” are probably the ones scared that “you will”.


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    If you are afraid of life, you are scared to live.


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    I hates studying for exams, Is there an APP for that..?


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    When you drop your phone, your heart hits the ground before your phone does.


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    The past beats inside me like a second heart.


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    Saying someone is ugly doesn’t make you any prettier.


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    Keep calm and survive summer


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    It’s better to be alone than to be with bad company.


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    The task ahead of us is never as great as the power behind us.



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    In my house I’m the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.


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    “Whoever said that money can’t buy happiness, simply didn’t know where to go shopping.” – Bo Derek


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    I can’t go a day without thinking about you.


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    Results compulsorily require efforts. Efforts will not necessarily give results.


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    I wish dreams were like wishes, and wishes came true, cause in my dreams I’m always with you.


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    Just finished blocking some of numbers on whatsapp, if you can read this then you got lucky.


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    Virginity is not dignity, It is just lack of opportunity.


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    The only thing that will stop you from fulfilling your dream is you.


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    Sometimes you just need some space… to fart.


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    Whatsapp: the only book teens read these days.


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    Love is cute when it’s new, but love is most beautiful when it last.


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    Scratch here ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒to reveal my status.


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    I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying.


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    I don’t have a dirty mind, i have a sexy imaginations.


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    Be a good person in life, but be bad on the bed. 😉


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    Food, Water, Sleep, Love, Whatsapp, Repeat it.


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    If a man whistles at you, don’t turn around. You are a lady not a dog.


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    Don’t play stupid with me, I am better at it..
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    I need a Google in my mind 🙂 and an Anti-virus in my heart..


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    I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect!


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    People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.


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    Some people need to open their small minds instead of their big mouths.


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    My silence doesn’t mean that I quit… It simply means that I don’t want to argue with people who just don’t want to understand!!!


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    I Don’t Care About Popularity. I Live In Reality. Based On Originality. Forget Looks. I Respect Personality.


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    There is no market for YOUR EMOTIONS, so never advertise your FEELINGS just display YOUR ATTITUDE !


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    Girl, you better have a license, cuz you are driving me crazy!


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    Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.


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    I can’t read lips unless they’re touching mine.


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    God was showing off when He created you.


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    The two hardest things to say in life are hello for the first time and goodbye for the last.


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    Don’t waste your time with explanations, people only hear what they want to hear.


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    Life is so much better when you stop caring about what everyone thinks, and start to actually live for yourself.


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    Most emotional moment in a boys life, When a girl says, Can you give me your number


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    Don’t TRUST too much , don’t LOVE too much , don’t CARE too much because that ‘ TOO MUCH ‘ will HURT you so much !


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    Don’t cheat. If you’re not happy just leave.


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    Perfect boyfriend : Does not drink, does not smoke, does not cheat and also Does not exist 😛


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    Girl’s eyes are faster than GOOGLE in searching handsome guy but girl’s heart is slower than a turtle in forgetting a boy that she loved.


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    Never apologize for being you.


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    You don’t need to like me I’m not Facebook..


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    I need a lifetime lover, not a night time lover.


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    Some people are perfect in being *FAKE* then being *REAL*.


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    When I close my eyes, I see you …. when I open my eyes, I miss you.


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    GIRL: Describe me in 1 word. —- BOY: Mine


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    I’m crazy but original you try to be me and you fail..


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    I’m not immature…i just know how to have fun.


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    I have a bad habit of reading a text and forgetting to reply.


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    Totally available!! Please disturb me!!


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    My room + internet connection + music + food – homework = perfect day


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    I’m not lazy, I’m on energy saving mode..


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    YOUR dream is to have an iphone 5 but poor peoples there dreams are to go to school…


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    Music is my escape from the bullshit in life..


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    Be yourself! You’re not born to impress any one..


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    It’s better living in the zoo than living with you..


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    When words fail, tears speak..


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    No matter if my name is not big, but I have done big works.


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    Don’t do homework save paper!


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    I’m a good boy with bad habits


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    Respecting a women is the best way to tell her how beautiful she is…


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    flip the coin.. head i am yours, tail you are mine. 🙂


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    Mans are many but money is money


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    She takes your hand, I die a little… 🙁


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    I can drive you crazy without a drivers license.


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    If being hot is a crime …………….. ARREST ME.


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    When I ask you to listen a song, it’s because the lyrics mean everything i’m trying to say to you…


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    Never be fooled by what you see on the outside, b’coz on the inside it’s often a different story.


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    I don’t trust anyone. Even the Devil was once an Angel.


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    My first name and your last name would sound great together.


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    I might as well call you Google, because you have everything that I am looking for.


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    History is made by those who BREAK THE RULES.


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    I’m not actually this tall. I am sitting on my wallet.


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    There is something wrong with my phone. Any GIRL call it for me to see if it rings?


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    If nothing lasts forever, I was wondering if you might wanna be my nothing?


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    LIFE – LOVE = ZERO


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    Two things only a man cannot hide, that he is drunk and that he is in love.


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    It’s funny how many lies can be packed in one LOVE LETTER.


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    I lost my teddy bear. Can i sleep with you?


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    I’ve noticed you noticing me and I’m just giving you notice that I’ve noticed you!


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    The whole world is great! That is…until you wake up.


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    I’m a liar. But then, how can you be so sure of this statement to not be a lie?
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    If you are going to speak bad things about me on my back, come to me. I’ll tell you more.


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    Happy on the outside, but simply dieing on the inside.


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    Girls are like parking spaces, all the good ones are taken
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    WHATSAPP STATUS CATEGORY

    WHATSAPP SMS CATEGORY

      127 Top Best status for whatsapp

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      My mind tells me to give up, my heart won’t let me.


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      I won’t try to be awesome, awesome tries to be me


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      Genius by birth evil by nature human by chance..


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      My life is open book but i don’t allow everyone to read it.


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      Warning, it’s not safe to talk to me at the moment..


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      I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally….


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      At last got to know how to loose weight in 10 days :
      Just turn your head right then left and repeat whenever offered any food 🙂 🙂


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      People r like music some say the truth and rest,just noise.


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      Just about the time when you think you can make ends meet, somebody moves the ends.


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      Chaar bottle Vodka, I can’t afford roz ka.


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      Contributing to entropy since 1994.


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      Galileo:Great mind…Einstein:genius mind…Newton:Extraordinary mind….Bill gates:brilliant mind…..ME:Never Mind.


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      lazy People Fact #5812672793
      You were too lazy to read that number.


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      Why is Monday so far from Friday and Friday so near to monday????


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      I like to take road less travelled…..helps me to avoid traffic.


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      Life on earth is expensive, but it includes a free trip around the sun.


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      My laziness is like 8, when I lie down it becomes infinity :p


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      I will be back before you pronunce afjkhnfkualnfhukcakecnhkj.


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      Dream as if you’ll live forever..Live as if tomorrow is last one.


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      Wow now I’m a graduate…….Now thermometer is not the only thing that has degrees without brains


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      So i heard you’re a player, Well nice to meet you. I’m the coach.


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      I don’t need to explain myself damn it, I know I’m right.


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      Cleaning is just putting stuff in less obvious places.


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      I enjoy when people show Attitude to me because it shows that they need an Attitude to impress me!


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      The best way to create your future is to create it


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      Don’t Copy My Style.


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      I can see you checking my whatsapp status. B)


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      Your eyes water when you yawn because you miss your bed and it makes you sad.True story.


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      I’am looking for a bank loan which can perform two things..give me a Loan and then leave me Alone.



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      Second chances are for losers….either we do it in first place or live it for others.


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      Just wanted to say, you are as useless as “ueue” in a “queue”.


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      formula for success…….under promise and over deliver…….


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      To infinity…. and beyond!!!


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      Life is too short. Don’t waste it reading my watsapp status….


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      I wish I had google in my mind and antivirus in my heart.


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      I just saved lot of money by lic life insurance ……..By not having any.


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      Love marriage is like dancing in front of snake and asking him to bite.


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      I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.


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      Waiting for wi-fi network.


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      Jidhar apna CRUSH hai , udhar hich sala RUSH hai and filhaal timepass k liye only CANDYCRUSH he…


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      Always remember you are UNIQUE………… just like everybody else.


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      I don’t care what people think or say about me, I was not born on this earth to please everybody.


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      Tip to avoid car insurance……….Join facebook and never leave home.


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      You can’t put a value on a human life,but my wife’s life insurance company made a pretty fair offer.


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      Even romeo went from being “in a relationship” to “it’s complicated”.


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      Sorry vegetarians we can’t pretend.


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      They say we learn from our mistakes; so I m making as many as possible!!!Soon I will be a genius
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      I will marry the girl who look as pretty as in her Aadhaar card!!!!


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      I was not busy to be online… I had just gave up on my life when I picked up this girls phone and saw my contact name as “Free Recharge”


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      Give a man fish and you’ll feed him for a day.Teach a man to fish and you can then stick him with a huge amount of fishing School loans.


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      I started out with nothing and i still have most of it:)


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      I took IQ test …..results were negative


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      Should transformers take car insurance or life insurance…..


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      If procrastination was an Olympic event ,I’d compete in it later.


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      Your whatsapp status say’s online …..If your online then why aren’t you texting me


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      I am not questioning your honour. I am denying its existence.


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      My attitude will always be based on how you treat me.


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      Happiness is when “Last seen at” changes to “online” and then to “typing..”


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      Study economics-when you’re unemployed, at least you’ll know why.


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      One more password got married…!!


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      This is the beginning of the sentence you just finished reading.


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      You are the product of 4 billion years of evolution, now fucking act like it.


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      Life is the art of drawing without a eraser.


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      Life is planning a pleasant curve for me.


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      Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I’m tired of solving them for you.


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      I meditate for 20 min every morning …..It helps reduce stress of being 20 min late for everything


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      Better the vacuum cleaner the better it sucks!!


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      Went to a fish market and shouted at them saying “What is this, a classroom?”, thereby maintaining the balance of the universe.


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      I did lots of stupid things on social networking sites but atleast i never commented “Cute pic dear “on girls profile picture


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      A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station..


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      Life will give you exactly what you need, not what you want


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      Life is too short. Dont waste it removing pen drive safely.


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      I wish i could trade my heart for another liver …..so that i can drink more and care less


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      Intelligence is like underwear. It’s important that you have it but there’s no need to show it off.


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      My “last seen at” was just to check your “last seen at”.


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      Coins Always Make Sound But The Currency Notes Are Always Silent! ?that’s why i’m always Calm & Silent


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      Stop checking my status ! Go Get A Life 😛


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      A rolling stone gathers no moss… But if I stop the stone then it still takes a long time for the moss to grow.


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      I enjoy when people show Attitude to me because it shows that they need an Attitude to impress me!


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      Everything that kills me makes me feel alive.


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      I Am Not Special , I Am Just Limited Edition


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      I am the type of person who wants to get good grades but doesn’t want to study 🙂


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      I feel like a Indiana Jones, b’coz you are the treasure I am looking for.


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      ME without you is like: Facebook without friends, YouTube without videos and Google with no results.


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      People need to lose the attitudes today b’coz I am NOT in the mood.


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      I am not scared of dying, I just don’t want to!


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      ”Please don’t get confused between my personality & my attitude.
      My personality is who I am & my attitude depends on who you are!”


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      If people are trying to bring you ‘Down’, It only means that you are ‘Above them’.


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      Xcuse me..I found something under my shoes. .ohh its your Attitude.


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      Love is that state of mind when a karan johar film becomes bearable.


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      I’m cool but global warming made me hot


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      When i am good i am best , when i am bad i am worst.


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      Without me its just awso.


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      Sometimes i just wish i’ could fast forward the time to see if in the end it’s all worth it.


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      One wise guy invented mobile application Whatsapp…..and his wife added last seen feature.


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      Error: status unavailable


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      I’m poor. I can’t pay ATTENTION in Class room.


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      I like to always carry two sacks around. That way, if someone asks me to lend them a hand, I can say, “Sorry, got these sacks”.


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      Childhood is like being drunk, everyone remembers what you did, except you.


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      I don’t like cocaine, i just like the way it smells;)


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      Me and my wife live happily for 25 years… And then we met…!


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      One person’s LOL is another’s WTF!


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      One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.


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      It’s so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don’t say it.


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      Dear Mario…..I Wasted My Childhood Trying To Save Your Girlfriend.Now, you help me to save mine.


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      I wish I could loose weight as easy as I lose my pens,keys,smartphone,my temper and even my mind.


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      fun is like life insurance.The older you get..the more it cost’s.


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      The only difference between a good day and a bad day is your attitude.


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      We buy things we don’t need with money we don’t have to impress people we don’t like.


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      Tried to loose weight…….But it keeps finding me.


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      Think about it ..every time we look back at ourselves five years ago we think we were an idiot.


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      apni to bass ek hi zeed he…. sar pe Taaj… Sath me koi Khasss aur is kamini duniya pe Raaaajjj !!…


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      We are all part of the ultimate statistic – ten out of ten die.


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      I Loved A Girl and She Broke my heart….. Now every piece of my heart love DifferenT Girlz…. People called it flirt Thats Not fair…


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      Life was much easier when Apple and Blackberry were just fruits.


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      It’s not how we make mistakes, but how we correct them that define us.


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      Cell phones these days keep getting thinner and smarter… people the opposite.


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      Life is like a box of chocolates…I don’t think so! Mine is more like a box of hand grenades…pull the wrong pin and everything goes flying!


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      I wake up when I can’t hold my pee in any longer.


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      I don’t even know why I like you. But I just do.


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      Close your eyes, clear your heart let it go.


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      Every day may not be good but there is something good in every day.


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      but people stay in love by laughing with each other….


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      When I dream, I dream of you. Maybe one day, dreams will come true. Because, I really love you.


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      If at first, you don’t succeed..Keep flushing.


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      Time is precious, waste it wisely.


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      Nothing is perfect, but when I’m with you everything is perfect.


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      WHATSAPP STATUS CATEGORY

      WHATSAPP SMS CATEGORY

          Top exam status for WhatsApp and Students

          Schools and colleges are one of the best places where we love to spend time, learn new stuff, get educated. However, many times people complain that these places are just a waste of time. Take a short break of a few minutes and imagine for a moment, what would happen if there were no schools? Yes, you may have guessed it right, life would have been imperfect.

          Education is necessary. No matter what the situations are, one must strive for it. Mentioned below are some notable points that highlight importance of education in a person’s life.

          To adapt changes, those take place in the world.

          Human life is moving fast. Every other day we see and hear about new upcoming technologies that pretend to change our ways of life. Without proper education, it would become troublesome for us to accept and cope with all these changes. An educated person is more capable of understanding things and adapts such changes at an ease, as he is aware of all those modern technologies and changes that take place in his life or nearby him. Thus, if you wish to move along with our world, without fail, get an education.

          Saves you from being misguided.

          Exploitation and cheating a person has become a common thing these days. An educated person has precise understanding about things that are good and bad for him. Many innocent and uneducated people in this world are several times mislead, as they stay uninformed of their rights. Before someone takes your advantage too, learn more about things that are helpful for you.

          Achieving your goals

          What are your aims in life? Do you want to do something big in your life? Yes, most of us have the same passion. No matter what a person’s age is, he would want to see his dreams come true. Education is one of those best ways that leads a person to success.

          Make easy money.

          Many people seek to live a better life, for which they need money. It matters the most, especially in today’s world. It plays an essential role in our survival. An educated person has more chances to make good money at ease. The most common thing in an educated person is that they can settle a high paying job. If you wish for having a good job and a stress-free life, seek for a better literacy.

          Life becomes stress-free.

          Literate people live a normal, happy and a stable life. Furthermore, they have a good job, higher standard of living, and a better reputation in the society. If you too wish to have a peaceful and secure life, without wasting time, get educated.

          Why we are unable to develop a great career even after trying hard? Why do we have a fear of schools and colleges in our mind? Take a moment and think, the answer lies within yourself. Yes, you may have figured it out right, exams.

          Let us face a fact, there are many among us who do not like to attend schools or colleges just because of exams. Rather than studying for exams, many of us would want to play games and watching movies. Yes, exams are tough, but there is only one thing that you can do i.e. handle them with confidence.

          Why do we hate exams? What are the reasons for not attending it?
          Listed below are some common reasons that are notable in people who do not like to attend exams.

          Top exam status for WhatsApp and Students

          Exams are uninteresting.

          When it comes to exams, many of us say that they are tiresome and a headache. Most people do not like to learn and revise same stuff too many times as it makes them feel lazy and dull. While studying for exams, a person has to sit with books and keep them revising for hours. Doing so can sometimes give rise to the feeling of hatred towards exams as well as studying.

          Chances to enjoy life are few.

          Most of the time, during and before exams, parents do not allow their children to play games, watch movies or TV, and hang out with friends, i.e. enjoying life. Moreover, they keep up restrictions on their child and make sure that he concentrates only on his exams. Efforts made by the child’s parents do not satisfy him and make him lose his temper on studies.

          Entrance exam tests become a headache.

          When it comes to a select pupil for an educational institution, entrance exams are necessary. If you want to get into a top college, you need to pass an entrance exam in the best possible way. However, many a times, many students fail even after trying hard for years. As a result, they feel worthless. Moreover, the feeling of inability adds fuels to their anger against exams.

          Fear of exam result.

          Marks and grades can occupy a person’s mind with negative thoughts of failure. A student who has tried and studied hard for exams would not want to fail. However, many a times, even after putting many efforts the results are not as per our expectations. Not only this affects the abilities of a student who fails but also makes him feel worthless.

          Exams keep appearing.

          A fact, no matter where a person is, he will have to face exams at every step of his life. By admitting exams as an inevitable part of life, one must never try to run away from them. Rather than being a coward, a person should face them with a positive state of mind. What would happen if you fail? Nothing, only when you learn your mistakes, work hard and concentrate more on those things that make you weak.

          Why do we hate exams? Well, the above reasons are not at all enough to explain it. Moreover, we all should never forget that exams benefit us by providing knowledge and help us to meet aims of our life.

          Want to help your friends or family members who are going through an exam. Make use of the listed below motivational quotes and sayings as your WhatsApp status to make your near and dear ones overcome the exam stress. They are as follows.

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          You have to dream before your dreams come true. – A. P. J. Abdul Kalam

          Don’t wait. The time will never be just right. – Napoleon Hill

          Striving for success without hard work is like trying to harvest where you have not planted.
          – David Bly

          Adopting right attitude can convert a negative stress into a positive one.
          – Hans Selye

          The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another.
          – William James

          The journey of a thousand miles begins with one single step. – Lao Tzu

          Make the most of yourself, for that, is all there is for you. – Ralph Waldo Emerson

          Success is the sum of all efforts, repeated day in and day out. – Robert Collier

          Procrastination is the thief of time. – Edward Young

          Tough times never last, but tough people do. – Robert H. Schuller

          If you can dream it, you can do it. – Walt Disney

          Success is not final, failure is not fatal: it is the courage to continue that counts. – Winston Churchill

          The best way to predict your future is to create it. – Abraham Lincoln

          There is no substitute for hard work. – Thomas Edison

          Logic will get you from A to Z; imagination will get you everywhere. – Albert Einstein

          The art of being wise is the art of knowing what to overlook. – William James

          If a window of opportunity appears, don’t pull down the shade. – Thomas Peters

          You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream. – C.S. Lewis

          Creativity is intelligence having fun. – Albert Einstein

          Always desire to learn something useful. – Sophocles