Be a good person, But don’t try to prove.
I love to walk in fog, Because nobody knows i am smoking.
I am not drunk, I am just chemically off-balanced.
Oh, So you wanna argue, Bring it. I got my CAPS LOCK ON.
I am so poor that i can’t pay attention in class.
Warning…I know KARATE…….And few other oriental words.
I used to be an atheist, But then i realized i’m God.
Never make eye contact while eating a banana.
Success is like being pregnant everybody congratulates you, But nobody knows how many times you got fucked to get there.
I am not virgin, My life fucks me everyday.
Nothing is over until you stop trying.
Person you love is 72.8% water.