Best funny WhatsApp status messages and quotes 2014 – 2015
1-I’m saving my energy for the future, i’m not lazy.
2-Hey! i just a got a friend request from your lover :P.
3-A man’s/woman’s marriage bio-data:
DOB: 1/1/1981 (Change it if you want)
Weight: 101 Kgs Height:
If you smile or laugh then your marriage is fixed with him/her.
4-Husband to Doctor: Doctor please fix my broken teeth
Doctor: Ok! But how did you loose your teeth?
Husband: I didn’t like the food my Wife had prepared, hence i refused to eat it.
Doctor: So what?
Husband: She punched my on my face.
5: Doctor: Why are you scared now. I just saved your life.
Patient: Thanks but the truck which hit me had this message “We’ll meet soon”
6- My friend says that he’s as intelligent as Issac Newton, he say’s that onion is the only plant that can make people cry. To prove him wrong, i threw an apple on his face.
7: A Jealous person does a better research than CID and CBI.
8: Hey! I’ll be online again in 7 minutes, if not then please read this status again :).
9: I need a 2 months vacation 6 times each year 🙁
Funny status for WhatsApp in Hindi
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